Who is Haydn Porter ?

Meet Haydn Porter! Haydn calls herself an artsy, good-natured weirdo who loves to be silly and hates clothes. When she does dress up, she loves to make her own costumes for cartoon and video game characters because she's a bit crazy—but the good kind of crazy!

Haydn is all about fun. She sings silly songs, dances around, and enjoys arts and crafts. She tries to be sexy, but often sounds like she’s from an old movie, which just adds to her charm. She used to model for Playboy and appeared on the Howard Stern Show, which she enjoyed despite being a bit shy.

After a tough breakup, Haydn is now free to share her nerdy, fun self with everyone. She invites you to join her on this exciting ride from Austin, TX, where she continues to spread her sweetness and silliness. Join Haydn’s world and let the fun begin!